Recently in the news it was reported that the Old Navy monkey, Travis, was involved in a shoot out with the Connecticut police. Travis the Chimp was found to be high on Xanax and shivved by his prison bitch, Sandra Herold.
The incidental started when Travis the Chimp attacked a friend of Herold's, ripping her face off in the fashion of Leatherface. It is unknown if Travis planned to wear her face as a mask.
In other news, Great Grape Ape was arrested for statutory rape, and Chim-Chim was sentenced to Grand Theft Auto. Perhaps, Kirk Cameron was right after all. Only bad things can happen from dressing a monkey up like a person. In all truthfulness, I don't want to be wearing pants either, I just can't see way a monkey would either.
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