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Mar 09

Every Nerd Loves Natalie Portman!

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I just got back from Amsterdam, there will be pictures soon, but until then I figured I'd share with you some pictures you might actually enjoy. It's a proven fact: nerds love Natalie Portman. We got to have her. It's in the nerd bylaws. Here are the key reasons we love her so:

1. Natalie Portman is smart. Like insanely super smart. She went to Harvard and to be honest that intimidates me more than how good looking she is.
2. Natalie Portman is indie. What this means is that she's a little different, possibly a little quirky, and for some reason we believe this makes her attainable.
3. Natalie Portman makes films geeks love. While she may or may not be a geek herself, she's in movies geeks love, namely the Star Wars prequels and V for Vendetta. Portman is a Fanboy's wet dream. She's like 8 Princess Leia gold bikinis rolled up into one.

She even looked good after she shaved her head for V for Vendetta.

But mainly we love her because she's hot. Very hot. She makes me feel funny deep down in my wolf gnards. The only draw back with Natalie Portman is her penchant for indie douches. Gael García Bernal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Adam Levine, and Devendra Banhart to name a few. For those of us that can't pull off bizarre facial hair, it leaves us painfully bereft of Portman.

Tags: nerd crush

30 comments

1. § Dee Dee Supreme said on : 03/10/09 @ 16:15
   What?!? Natalie Portman is only half the woman I am. No, literally-- she's tiny.
2. § Wolfie G. Nards® said on : 03/10/09 @ 17:45
   I'd like to point out that you're tiny as well, 6-inch heels does not make you 6-inches taller.
   
   Although, upon further inspection, she does have some major league midget legs going on... yet, it doesn't bother me one bit.
3. § Dee Dee Supreme said on : 03/12/09 @ 10:39
   6-inch heels does SO make me taller. I'm 6'0", beeyatch.
4. § kyle said on : 04/20/09 @ 22:25
   Dee Dee Supreme your a dumb little <bleep>!!
5. § J. M. S. Esq. said on : 04/23/09 @ 14:13
   Dee Dee Supreme, bleep you, bleep and bleep bleep bubbles bleep watch Academy Award winning film, Con Air.
6. § Wolfie G. Nards® said on : 04/23/09 @ 14:49
   I think everyone is missing the point that Natalie Portman is hot. Her hotness should be bringing this world together, not tearing this world apart.
7. § zombiedoll0 said on : 07/13/09 @ 13:09
   OMG!!!Natalie Portman,not jst nerds are in live with her, some girls r too lol like me n im also a nerd :P but Natalie is super HOT n BEAUTIFUL..other girls that talk bad about her there jst hating lol
8. § Term Papers said on : 12/18/09 @ 02:50
   Nice pictures Thanks for sharing..!
9. § kevinj319 said on : 04/16/10 @ 19:33
   Carrie Fisher > Natalie Portman
10. § Henrik said on : 07/27/10 @ 12:47
    Don't forget that she's also got an Erdős–Bacon number of 6.
11. § hair loss solution said on : 08/09/10 @ 00:06
    Natalie Portman indeed is a very versatile actress. I really admire hoe she tends to transform from one style to another as well as in acting various roles for the past years!
12. § hair loss transplants said on : 08/11/10 @ 01:31
    I just admire how she transports from one character to another. and she is indeed one of the best actres in this generation.
13. § wow gold said on : 08/12/10 @ 02:15
    very cool
14. § Acai Berry Diet said on : 09/25/10 @ 03:46
    Natalie is looking very beautiful in these pics. I have become fan of her.
15. § Acai Berry Diet said on : 09/25/10 @ 03:50
    She is looking gorgeous. Thanks for sharing these pics with us.
16. § Stretch Mark Removal said on : 09/27/10 @ 23:40
    After watching the pics there is no doubt why nerds love Natalie Portman. Pictures are really amazing.
17. § Electronic Cigarette said on : 09/28/10 @ 00:54
    Natalie Portman is looking gorgeous in the pics. I am big fan of her.
18. § How to Get Rid of Stretch Marks said on : 09/28/10 @ 02:24
    By seeing her pics anybody can fall in love withNatalie Portman!
19. § Weight Loss Programs said on : 09/29/10 @ 05:37
    oh i just loved this Natalie's pics collection
20. § Acai said on : 09/30/10 @ 23:45
    There is no doubt that Natalie Portman is smart and good looking. I have also seen some of her pictures Star Wars prequels and V for Vendetta.
    
    
21. § Watch Free Movies said on : 09/30/10 @ 23:51
    I loved at first sight. Natalie Portman is looking gorgeous in the pic and her smile is very sweet.
22. § Payday Loans said on : 10/05/10 @ 03:36
    Natalie is simply the best!!! She looks hot, beautiful and sexy!!! I am a big fan of her.
    
    
23. § p90x said on : 10/05/10 @ 23:37
    Ya right i enjoyed today pictures:)
24. § Meat Slicer said on : 10/10/10 @ 05:30
    Is there any way to get in touch with you guys? I can't seem to figure it out. Thank you! - Dustin
25. § Watch Movies Online said on : 10/12/10 @ 00:25
    Yup me too love Natalie Portman!.....
26. § Acai Berry said on : 10/14/10 @ 05:24
    this is a precious collection of Natalie's pic
27. § No Fax Payday Loan said on : 10/27/10 @ 05:18
    She's so beautiful. And she looks so innocent and cute in these pics. That black and white pic is my favorite.
28. § p90x said on : 11/11/10 @ 04:47
    Natalie Portman is deserve to like by everyone.
    
29. § office assistant said on : 06/18/11 @ 04:20
    i think everyone loves natalie. she so cute. i like her garden state alot
30. § mooogeee said on : 08/05/11 @ 11:13
    Thanks for sharing!!!
    And please tell me the brand of dress
    that Natalie was clothing with very short hair!!!

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