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Darth Toaster

Available at this year's San Diego Comic-Con is a Star Wars themed toaster. Just what chubby Star Wars fans needed: More carbs!

That's how they get you though because, of course, I want it, and I don't even eat that much toast. But now every piece of toast I'll ever eat, if it doesn't have Darth Vader's face stamped on it, it will just be a huge disappointment.

I think Lucas Arts needs some more health conscious options for today's leaner, meaner fan boy. Maybe, a Boba Fett Salad Shooter.

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 Print article This entry was posted by Wolfie G. Nards on 07/08/09 at 08:59:21 am . Follow any responses to this post through RSS 2.0.
  • J. M. S. Esq.
    Comment from: J. M. S. Esq.
    07/09/09 @ 08:37:33 am

    I would just like to say how truly disappointed I am that this product has the settings "Frozen," "Reheat," and "Cancel," where it should clearly have "Light Side," "Dark Side," and "Bothan Spies."

  • Nicki
    Comment from: Nicki
    07/09/09 @ 06:56:23 pm

    If only they made horror themed toasters. My life would be 2 percent better.

  • oem software
    Comment from: oem software
    12/07/10 @ 08:22:23 am

    StarWars bread is awesome! thank you

  • revia
    Comment from: revia
    06/25/11 @ 06:44:58 am

    startost, :) nice

  • George
    Comment from: George
    02/12/13 @ 08:10:07 pm

    Please reply to my email. I do not use face book or Tweet
    Would like to know more about your products. I know I can sell them thru an outlet I have.

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