Girls of Top Chef

Aug 25

Girls of Top Chef

Top Chef is back, and then means one thing and one thing only: Padma. Forget the food. Forget the Quick Fire Challenges. Forget the chefs. It's all about Padma: introducing, eating, and wearing evening dresses in the middle of the afternoon. With Top Chef in Las Vegas this year, expect plenty of showgirls looking sexy but I think the best girls were already there.

1.Padma Lakshmi

What I like most about Padma is that she was married to Salman Rushdie. This immediately says two things about her: she digs smart guys and looks don't matter. These bode very well for me. Her arm scar works well for us normies as well. Padma received her scar after a grizzly car wreck, and it gave all us nerds an in. Like Tina Fey's scar, it takes a perfect looking model and brings her down to a Salman Rushdie level of self esteem. Plus, her name's Padma and the sounds a lot like Padme, and that ain't not too bad.

2.Kelly Choi

The fact that Bravo hired Kelly Choi to host Top Chef Masters leads me to believe that there's a study out there that states “Foodies love Asians.” When she first walked out, all I could say was, “That's not Padma.” It's tough not being Padma.

3. Gail Simmons

Some of you my argue, but to me Gail is by far the most attractive woman on Top Chef. She's not super model tall and skinny, but she's almost painfully cute. Stuffed animal cute. Unicorn sexy, if you well. Plus, she's the only one of the three with real food street cred. Brought up in the mean streets of Le Cirque, she's the only one who's actually qualified to be on a food show.

Top Chef Bonus

A little something for the ladies - Tom Colicchio.

Personally, I don't see it, but women found Yul Brynner sexy, too. I have a number of female friends that want to pour oil on Tom's head and rub it all over their bodies. Bon Appetit.

11 comments

§ Carmen said on : 08/26/09 @ 04:27
I am one of those women... His voice, the way he talks about the food when it's good. He is a sexy sexy man, just look at those arms! Yummy specimen.
§ Warfire said on : 08/26/09 @ 06:20
Not only does Padma's name sound like Padme, she's also been in Star Trek! http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Padma_Lakshmi
§ Nicki said on : 08/26/09 @ 20:08
Tom's more sexy when he's all angry-like.
§ Wolfie G. Nards® said on : 08/26/09 @ 20:20
Well, I tried to get a picture of Tom that had the right amount of bad ass.
Check out young Tom:
http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/ic/blogs/channelsurfing/uploaded_images/colicchio-729265.jpg
§ Nicki said on : 08/26/09 @ 21:07
That pic killed some of my sperm count.
§ Dee Dee Supreme said on : 08/26/09 @ 21:15
Yum, I love me some Colicchio. I also became oddly attracted to Rick Bayless during the course of the All-Star challenge. You had me at guacamole, Rick.
§ Barr said on : 08/27/09 @ 08:41
100% agree on the Gail assessment! She is unbearably hot.
§ Rory McIntyre said on : 01/25/10 @ 08:08
I'm glad that you mentioned this. You would think more peoplel would understand this but it's not that simple I guess.
§ desk Brisbane said on : 09/07/10 @ 14:11
This is a subject near to my heart thanks, like your blog design too. Is it wordpress?
§ uggs outlet said on : 09/08/10 @ 19:16
Your article is really exciting, I like it, I hope you can be properly update your zoom.
§ Natural Pet Store said on : 09/23/10 @ 04:59
A subject near to my heart thanks, You must have a Facebook group for your site?