Wolf Gnards

I just discovered the Fake Criterion collection, and some of these fake DVD are borderlined genius.One of my favorites is the Weekend at Bernies. I mean what… more »

The Giant Melons of Olivia Wilde and Summer GlauI've talked a bit before about beautiful actresses who try to steal our hard-earned geek money. I've always thought there is something slightly disingenuous about actresses who make a good part of thei… more »

The Problem with Hooded SuperheroesAfter watching NBC's The Cape and almost being run over by a car the other day while wearing a hoodie, I came to the conclusion that a hood really isn’t the most well thought out piece of survival gear.Several cla… more »

After seeing a commercial for the new Green Hornet movie, I explain who the Green Hornet is to my wife:Mrs. Gnards: Ugh, are you going to want to see that? What does he do? What are his powers? Does he get bit by a radioactive hornet? Gamma rays?… more »

The second year of the Gnards has come to a close, and as always I like to look back on my year of underachievements. No home run articles, no slam dunks, but the blog is bigger than it was in '09 and it keeps on growing. My mom has still never heard o… more »

Top Non-Cosby Cosby SweatersNothing says winter like a nice, warm Cosby sweater. While the Coogi sweaters of The Cosby Show fame were not the first ugly sweaters ever created, they certainly helped put the ugly sweater on the map. How to you recogn… more »