After seeing a commercial for the new Green Hornet movie, I explain who the Green Hornet is to my wife.
Mrs. Gnards: Ugh, are you going to want to see that? What does he do? What are his powers? Does he get bit by a radioactive hornet? Gamma rays?
Wofie G: He doesn't have any powers.
Mrs Gnards: Gamma rays are green.
Wolfie G: No, Green Hornet doesn't have any super powers.
Mrs. Gnards: Then what does he do? Do they just drive around?
Wolfie G: The Green Hornet's got a ton of money and Kato can fight. It's kind of like Bill Gates and Mike Tyson cruising around in KITT from Knight Rider and solving mysteries.
Mrs. Gnards: I'd see that.