Category: Movies & TV

Why is Darth Vader in Jedi Heaven?

When the original Star Wars trilogy ended, the Death Star had been destroyed, the Emperor was dead, and the rebels were knee deep in a furry rave. Then Luke Skywalker—hair model and professional lightning rod—looked away from the Teddy Bear p… more »

Monstergate 2014: The God of Zilla or Something

Much has been said about the state of the Godzilla film franchise already. Mostly good, but some surprisingly bad. There’s a long list of ticky-tack complaints ranging from how sexy Godzilla looked, the convenient and coincidental plot points (i.e. a sol… more »

Busting the Bank: My Issues with Ecto-1a and Ghostbusters II’s Logo

Nothing can compare to the unadulterated joy of seeing the Ecto-1 real life. It’s as close to being a Ghostbuster as most of us will ever know. And there’s also nothing like the defeat of realizing that it’s the Ecto-1a.I realize I should be happy… more »

Craptain America: How Much Does Captain America Poop?

Superhero anatomies are a weird and wonderful thing. Like how come Spider-Man’s web spinners aren’t in his ass? Or why does Power Girl have a boob hole? And while much has already been said about Captain America’s build (i.e. his chest that is nearly… more »

The Problem with Figure Skating

With another Olympics behind us, much has been made of the decline in US figure skating. Everything from lack of competition, racism, and/or a change in the scoring system has been mentioned. To which I only have to say that a pipe to the knee never he… more »

Professor X is a Dick

I come from a world where Professor Charles Xavier is considered a “good guy.” Yes, he amassed a personal army with a jet and enough firepower to blow up Wisconsin. But he had a good reason… he… um… had a tiff with his best friend. So, there was that… more »
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