Category: Movies & TV

Craptain America: How Much Does Captain America Poop?

Superhero anatomies are a weird and wonderful thing. Like how come Spider-Man’s web spinners aren’t in his ass? Or why does Power Girl have a boob hole? And while much has already been said about Captain America’s build (i.e. his chest that is nearly… more »

The Problem with Figure Skating

With another Olympics behind us, much has been made of the decline in US figure skating. Everything from lack of competition, racism, and/or a change in the scoring system has been mentioned. To which I only have to say that a pipe to the knee never he… more »

Professor X is a Dick

I come from a world where Professor Charles Xavier is considered a “good guy.” Yes, he amassed a personal army with a jet and enough firepower to blow up Wisconsin. But he had a good reason… he… um… had a tiff with his best friend. So, there was that… more »

A Study in Batman: Or I Like Ben Affleck

Or I Like Ben AffleckLook I like to hate things as much as the next guy, my little nerd heart grows three sizes with rage. I like to sit on my pop culture porch and scream at the kids to get off my lawn. But I need my rage to be actually connected to… more »

Cyberspace Madness: How Far Rocky Ran in Rocky II

A brilliant article by Dan McQuade tracks how far Rocky ran in his running montage in Rocky II. I don't want to give it away, but it's an insane distance, go read it yourself.On thing to note, while Rocky's running accomplishments should never be ov… more »

Walter Peck: Environmental Hero

The exact moment I transitioned from a young, careful dude to a cranky old fart coincided with the realization that Walter Peck is just a guy who’s not only just doing his job, but he’s doing it fairly well. As I assume most of you know (and, hey, it be… more »
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