Category: Geek Love

P0p Culture Bubble P0rn

I don’t understand bubble p0rn or Mormon p0rn. Actual porn is readily available in every corner drugstore; in fact, the vast majority of the Internet is composed of p0rn. It’s like the Beverly Hillbillies but instead of the Clampett’s swampland it’s th… more »

What’s the Why with Dr. Who Cosplay

or Knee Socks are CoolI love cosplay girls or, at least, I love the idea of cosplay girls. Who are they? Where do they come from? And, most important of all, why do they come from? As in why? Why do they do things that they do do (doo doo)? And… more »

Back to the Wells

I was playing the new Back to the Future video game and I was shocked and overjoyed when I saw in the voice cast none other than Claudia Wells as Jennifer Parker… the original Jennifer Parker! My first thought was literally how in the world did they get… more »

This is not Bill Gates's Daughter

This is not Bill Gates's Daughter. It's like in The Matrix: There is no spoon. Do not try and bend Bill Gates's daughter. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There is no daughter. Then you'll see, that it is not Bill Gates's d… more »

Fat Headed Girls Make the World Go Round

The Giant Melons of Olivia Wilde and Summer GlauI've talked a bit before about beautiful actresses who try to steal our hard-earned geek money. I've always thought there is something slightly disingenuous about actresses who make a good part of thei… more »

The Naked Vegetarian

Why are vegetarians almost constantly naked? Almost every PETA advertisement features some semi-nude celebrity in a highfalutin veggie related double entendre. Somewhere along the line their message went from savings animals to vegans are sex crazed.… more »
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