Wolf Gnards

So, you’ve probably seen it already, but a Kickstarter did it: they made a Robocop statue for Detroit. Not New Detroit, not movie Detroit, but real Detroit. On one hand, I love this. On the other hand, this is unbelievably stupid. But I guess these a… more »

Thumbs and Ammo might be one of the best things I've seen on internet.Suck it SpielbergIt's even better than my site: Celebrities with Jewel's TeethEver since Jewel fixed her teeth the world has been completely bereft of glorious snag… more »

Here it is the new look of Wolf Gnards. Drink it in, embrace it, really take a hold of it, then turn your head and cough. As you can see, we’ve increased wolves, while decreasing gnards. I know a lot of you think the gnards are the best part of the… more »

A brand new year, same old laziness. But let’s look back at a year in Gnards, which featured such memorable articles as… that thing with that guy. And that other thing about something or other. Nothing too rememerable really. No articles that people… more »

On the Controversy Surrounding the Werewolf Guide to LifeOne thing about Milwaukee I never could stomach… all the damn werewolves. The news is reporting two young women were arrested and accused of luring a teenage boy to their apartment for fun and… more »

Continued from Part IAs you might have read earlier for some unknown reason, Busy Beaver Buttons asked me to make a superhero button. I said yes as I don’t need to be asked twice to self promote, but the problem then arises that I have to actually m… more »