Nobody Understands a Dungeon Master Amy was very concerned about noses. Shape, width, nostril size, subnasion, and whatnot. She said her nose, while not perfect, was spectacular. "Just right," she said, "like Goldilocks." As her twin, she had told me,… more »

Here's the my latest rejection for "Four Dimensional Love (Tesseract Fuckfest)." A pretty standard form letter from the Virginia Quarterly Review. Perhaps it's the name? But I get a kick out of Tesseract Fuckfest, it's just funny to say, funny to pict… more »

Got this form letter from The Pedestal Magazine. All and all a nice form letter, it almost looks personal. It was the "enjoying" part. I read that and thought, well, that is something who read the story would say. Currently reading: What is the Wh… more »

In Amsterdam, I brought my little notebook with me. I brought my little pen. Fresh white page. Fresh black ink. And nothing. I was prepared for inspiration and I really wasn't terribly inspired. I tried some mind altering substances and there was n… more »