I really like this rejection letter. Mostly because of the little bear insignia holding a lamps. I never heard of Five Points before I submitted my story, but now I really want to get in! I'm about bears. And I'm all about lamps. If you know anything about me, that's what you know.

On the a side note, I'm starting to think the problem could be the title. "Tesseract Fuckfest," just doesn't seem to be drawing in the editors.