Here's my rejection from the Black Warrior Review: As you can see, there's something missing. They forgot to put the rejection letter in. I don't know if it's a disappoint not to see the rejection slip or a relief. I'm going t… more »

I think I'm really obsessed with having a good pen name. I went from J. Douglas Musashi to Dr. Nard von Wolfenstein to Wolfram G. Nards III (Wolfie to my friends) to whatever's next. But I'm not satisfied with any of them. J. Douglas Musashi was origi… more »

I've been reading Schrödinger's Cat Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson and it's just wonderful. Just a delightful brain twister. But more than that, it's as well written a book as any piece of literature. It's as witty as anything Vonnegut ever wrote. Ye… more »