A Belzer's milk bottle, of Belzer Dairy Farms Incorporated, appeared in the Los Alamos desert. 900 feet tall, nearly 300 feet wide. The best description? It materialized. However, since no one saw this, a shimmering prestidigitation cannot be accurate.… more »

I finally got around to scanning my comic book. It took me months to draw, months to scan, and now let's see if I ever finish anything else with it. And I'm sure when I actually do finish my comic the first thing anyone will say is, "It took you how lo… more »

Man and Spider-Man I took two tabs of E at a party in Wheeling. They were small, hard, and blue, and looked much like pills I have enjoyed before. They were not them. The little blues were liberally laced with coke or acid. We danced, Martha and… more »

Nobody Understands a Dungeon Master Amy was very concerned about noses. Shape, width, nostril size, subnasion, and whatnot. She said her nose, while not perfect, was spectacular. "Just right," she said, "like Goldilocks." As her twin, she had told me,… more »

Here's the my latest rejection for "Four Dimensional Love (Tesseract Fuckfest)." A pretty standard form letter from the Virginia Quarterly Review. Perhaps it's the name? But I get a kick out of Tesseract Fuckfest, it's just funny to say, funny to pict… more »

I've been exchanging flash fiction with a friend (500 words or less), this was my first offering. Enjoy. What to Say They say Frank Palmaro married a dog. A chocolate lab with a sad drooping mouth. They say the chocolate Labrador's name was Jezebe… more »

So, why blog about writing? Well, I've been working on a novel for 3 years, and have made only the most minor of headway. I'm at, maybe, half way through, 150 pages or so. Of course, 150 pages sounds like a lot to all those who haven't gotten beyond t… more »