Wolf Gnards

After seeing a commercial for the new Green Hornet movie, I explain who the Green Hornet is to my wife:Mrs. Gnards: Ugh, are you going to want to see that? What does he do? What are his powers? Does he get bit by a radioactive hornet? Gamma rays?… more »

I will not hold Twilight against anyone, no matter how terrible and full of insipidness it may be. We all have our sweet teeth for the mundane, and if I'm allowed to drool over a thousand vapid (but beautiful) actresses in sci-fi flicks, I will not deny… more »

This is mostly for my co-workers, but really applies to anyone trying to contact me. “But who would want to contact you,” you ask. Good question, but you’d be both surprised by the number of people who need to reach me on a daily basis and how bad they… more »

We're on our forth iteration of La Femme Nikita, and as hard as it is to believe it seems to be even less original than ever before. Nikita is the classic hot girl kicking ass scenario, and since that has become a classic film and TV plot pretty much de… more »

I had fun at Chicago Comics and Entertainment Expo this year, perhaps, more fun than San Diego. It should be said though that I'm not huge on conventions (or gathers or public) mostly because I'm not very big on signatures or dropping large wades of cas… more »

Bill Murray tried to take down the Nards, but Wolf Gnards is back and not nearly as big as ever. My article about Bill Murray in Groundhog Day through a combination of luck and stupidity became #1 on Digg's trending topics. Alas, like Icarus, Bill Mu… more »