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In response to: Harold Ramis Responds to the Wolf Gnards

Daniel [Visitor]
Agree with Hobbit on this...
The last day doesn't make sense. Phil has to basically at least talk to everyone in town before the party. That's besides accomplishing the various tasks. Why would he need to see his piano teacher once his acquired the skill and why is she saying 'I'm his teacher' if he's only showed up once with full competency?
The one that is the most telling is being the 'Doctor'. Assuming that he doesn't have any medical skills, he would have to learn everything from scratch with only the resources available within town (remember the storm). Not only would he have the become a very knowledgeable doctor, but would have to come up with a miracle cure, after all, the old man was not only cured during that day but went thru a major transformation ( cleaned-up, and at the party with family ). I'd say the doctor bit alone, teaching yourself thru gleaning information and learning on your own thru trail and error would take an eternity. That is why I'm saying that 8 years is not enough, more likely a few HUNDRED.
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In response to: The Law of Diminishing Jean-Claude Van Dammes

Dave White [Visitor] · http://www.7415comics.com
I think Double Impact proved a long time ago that Van Damme + Van Damme != twice the excitement. Van Damme it all to hell.
PermalinkPermalink 03/31/14 @ 10:44

In response to: Craptain America: How Much Does Captain America Poop?

Dave White [Visitor] · http://www.7415comics.com
Well, it's still better than going to the bathroom after Ryan Lochte...

I wonder if Cap is wearing some sort of astronaut undergarment so that he can just keep dropping deuces without interrupting his busy crime-fighting schedule. That might explain why his batch is totally smooth.
PermalinkPermalink 03/31/14 @ 10:41

In response to: The Mystery of the 3 Seashells

Elback [Visitor]
"Commas" go inside the "quotation marks," you smart guy you.
PermalinkPermalink 03/28/14 @ 15:36

In response to: The Mystery of the 3 Seashells

Nick [Visitor]
It's "their", not "there", you fucking idiot.
PermalinkPermalink 03/28/14 @ 08:17

In response to: The Irony of the Ironic: Hipsters Don't Understand Irony

Jive Dadson [Visitor]
Is the author being ironic when he misuses "begs the question". "kitsch", and (alas) "ironic"?
PermalinkPermalink 03/14/14 @ 21:08

In response to: The Irony of the Ironic: Hipsters Don't Understand Irony

Jive Dadson [Visitor]
Is the author being ironic when he misuses "begs the question" and "kitsch"?
PermalinkPermalink 03/14/14 @ 21:05

In response to: Indie Girls Deconstructed

SV [Visitor] · http://stylevulture.com
I agree with Tina. Pretty stupid. Sorry.
PermalinkPermalink 03/13/14 @ 21:33

In response to: Best Fictional Martial Arts Techniques

Bob [Visitor]
No kamehameha from Dragon Ball Z or Hokuto Shinken from Fist Of The North Star?
PermalinkPermalink 02/27/14 @ 11:52

In response to: Five Ways to Switch Souls

Molly [Visitor]
@ewurama, I am assuming like some sort of site(like how face dub works) but you put in the names
PermalinkPermalink 02/25/14 @ 18:58

In response to: Harold Ramis Responds to the Wolf Gnards

wolpak [Visitor]
RIP
PermalinkPermalink 02/24/14 @ 11:02

In response to: Indiana Jones was a Hipster

Mattguyver [Visitor]
Don't forget the sling bag otherwise known as man purse.
PermalinkPermalink 02/22/14 @ 12:18

In response to: Back to Back to the Future: A Tale of Two Martys

tieu dung [Visitor] · http://tieudunghay.com
Assuming that all Marty's set the time circuits for a destination that gives them too little time to save Doc from the Libyans, all subsequent Marty's will thus have to continue travelling back in time to escape the Libyans. This means there will be a near constant flow of Marty's appearing at Peabody's farm on the morning of Nov. 5th, 1955. And they'll all be arriving at the same time and in the same location. This means endless Marty's in multiple time machines will all be trying to occupy the same space at once. Pretty sure that would blow up the universe. - See more at:
PermalinkPermalink 02/21/14 @ 08:03

In response to: Is Hermione Granger too Hot?

Jennifer Karol Rowling [Visitor] · http://www.harrypotterwizardscollection.com/
OY! I'M J.K.! They an impositer, ME the REAL J.K.! Do not LISTEN with yurt ear holes! Blimey, he is one hellava ugly bugga though. Me wod not have casted him though, if they'd asked me, which they did not! When me writ Ron, me picture more a ginger Tom Selleck. Mmmmmm... Tom Selleck.
PermalinkPermalink 02/20/14 @ 14:03

In response to: Back to Back to the Future: A Tale of Two Martys

Sandpaper10 [Visitor]
We know that Doc Brown-B found the pieces the letter that Marty-A wrote him that he tore up in 1955. I can't believe Doc Brown-B would try to obtain plutonium from the Libyans knowing full well they would find him on the night of October 26th, 1985 and shoot him. Doc Brown-B in 1985-B also uses the same "non-firing" pistol that Doc Brown-A used in 1985-A. If you are afraid of getting shot, you make sure that your gun works properly, in addition to wearing a bullet proof vest.
PermalinkPermalink 02/17/14 @ 00:48

In response to: This is not Bill Gates's Daughter

chandu [Visitor]
she is nice girl and like my sister
PermalinkPermalink 02/12/14 @ 21:38

In response to: Robo ABC’s: Johnny 5 Can’t Read

LovelyAndy [Visitor]
So you were mad at 5 for spoiling the book and then you go and spoil it?
PermalinkPermalink 02/07/14 @ 22:32

In response to: Greek Tragedy: The True Paternity of the Girls on Full House

Meelur [Visitor]
this is brilliant and the comments just knock it out of the park
PermalinkPermalink 02/06/14 @ 19:30

In response to: Greek Tragedy: The True Paternity of the Girls on Full House

Elena [Visitor]
Pam's parents were not both Greek..her mom was Italian. It's in quite a few episodes of the first 2 series. By the way, I am Greek, from Crete. There are many blond and blue-eyed people on our island. And it is believed that that was the colouring of most not long ago.
PermalinkPermalink 02/06/14 @ 13:52

In response to: Greek Tragedy: The True Paternity of the Girls on Full House

SmoothkahkSr [Visitor]
This article blew my entire mind. And for those of you who are searching for flaws in this flawless piece of work, Jesse is Danny's Brother-in-law. Danny isn't Greek, his wife is.
PermalinkPermalink 02/06/14 @ 07:23