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In response to: NBA Rule #1: No Dogs Allowed

I fuck your mom [Visitor]
Go fuck your self, you gay cocksucker.
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In response to: The Irony of the Ironic: Hipsters Don't Understand Irony

Matt Aleshire [Visitor]
I love it that the person whose name is "gramnaz" thinks that "someone" is two words.
PermalinkPermalink 01/03/15 @ 14:19

In response to: Harold Ramis Responds to the Wolf Gnards

Andrew [Visitor]
It's a totem POLE. People didn't, like, call totems at home and ask them to answer a series of questions about current events.
PermalinkPermalink 12/23/14 @ 16:21

In response to: Cameron Frye's Day Off

MarkD [Visitor]
Cameron stayed home all day, and the events ‘round Chicago that day were part of his fantasy – no fancy lunch at Chez Luis, no ducking anybody outside, no taking part in a parade, etc. I don’t think John Hughes ever intended any such thing; although the theory has its own internal consistency, it’s just an entertaining way to re-watch a movie you’ve already seen 58 times, like watching “Wizard of Oz” while listening to Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon.”

The “Cameron’s Imagination” theory would explain the more fantastical elements of the movie, such as a whole major city rallying behind one sick boy (Cameron wishes that were true!), how everything goes impossibly Ferris’s way, and the whole parade scene. Still other things in the movie give the attentive viewer goosebumps when seen from a Ferris-is-Cameron’s-imaginary-friend perspective. Cameron’s tirade in the car before leaving his house (“He’ll keep calling me… he’ll keep calling me... he’ll make me feel guilty.”) now appears to be Cameron raging about the “Ferris” voice in his head; he then starts punching the car seat to quiet the voice. Also these exchanges…

Ferris: …you can find yourself a new best friend.
Cameron: Ha! You’ve been saying that since the sixth grade. [Has an imaginary Ferris been “speaking” to Cameron for that long? Wow! Cameron really needs a psychiatrist!]

Ferris: I made you take the car out.
Cameron: I could’ve said no. It is possible to say no to the great Ferris Bueller, you know. [Ferris looks surprised and skeptical about this. Until now, Cameron couldn’t say no to the “Ferris” in his head, and “Ferris” could always make Cameron do things. This final scene is Cameron reasserting himself; he is now ready to face the real world and face his father – the psychological reason he needed a “Ferris” in the first place – without relying on the illusory “Ferris.” A short time earlier, Cameron says he was just thinking about things – how he puts up with everything, and needs to make a stand – while in that “catatonic” state. That could’ve represented the psychological process of reasserting himself and de-emphasizing the need for “Ferris” and illusions.]

Again, I don’t think Hughes intended any of this. But it’s entertaining to watch the movie again with the Theory in mind, just for fun, just to see what you can find which supports it.
PermalinkPermalink 12/23/14 @ 11:45

In response to: The Irony of the Ironic: Hipsters Don't Understand Irony

Somerset Wedding Gal [Visitor] ·
New definition of hipster needed: 'Those who don't understand irony'
PermalinkPermalink 12/23/14 @ 09:02

In response to: The Physics of the Crane Kick

Rob [Visitor] ·
An excellent assessment.
PermalinkPermalink 12/12/14 @ 08:52

In response to: How the Computer Virus Worked in Independence Day

Noe Valladolid [Visitor]
A virus written for Windows would be unable to infect an Apple II or a TRS-80. Why would you expect a virus written for a PC to work on an alien computer?

Even if it could, how could Geoff Goldberg's character know how to disable their shields? Does anyone really think the aliens would publish the specs to their ships? Provide an API?
PermalinkPermalink 12/06/14 @ 23:20

In response to: Every Nerd Loves Natalie Portman!

paket meeting di bali [Visitor] ·
PermalinkPermalink 12/01/14 @ 22:30

In response to: Unified Chuck Cunningham Theory

The birth a supervillain.
PermalinkPermalink 11/26/14 @ 20:22

In response to: Five Ways to Switch Souls

Rrews [Visitor]
I moved to another contry from middel east when I was 9 years old and I had to start all over and learn the language and rite Latin instead of Arabic... I had some difficulties and I tried my best at school and I really wanted to be a doctor but my mother died when I was 16 and I had to grow up so fast that befor I could think about my homeworks I had to work to survive and now I'm old and I'm not happy with this body I belive that when you go trough a hard time in your life your soul and body just give up and all you have is you'r mind .... And my mind still thinks about what if?? It would be a dream that I dream every day to start all over again in another body ... To be 13-14 years old and have your mind on the right time ... I know it never would happen but what if??
PermalinkPermalink 11/20/14 @ 19:29

In response to: Indiana Jones was a Hipster

Ben Grimm [Visitor]
Hipsters are all about wearing styles from several historical periods at the same time. Dr. Jones wasn't a hipster because he was dressed appropriately for that historical period. The fedora, narrow tie, and round glasses were common in the early part of the 1900s. The satchel (shoulder bag) he used was actually a British gas mask bag given to all Brits during WW2. He used it to carry stuff to places where there were no convenience stores. He did not use a satchel to carry his favourite YA novel whilst riding the metro.

You're a hipster for dressing up like Dr. Jones. Dr. Jones isn't a hipster for looking like he dressed like you. So he is excused from ridicule.
PermalinkPermalink 11/18/14 @ 09:47

In response to: Greek Tragedy: The True Paternity of the Girls on Full House

Modern [Visitor]
Oh my God what a man whore. And also Comet. Wow he did it with a dog, and Zack and Cody look awfully familiar to Jessies Sons. Maybe, Joey is Kimmys dad. I mean why in the world would they hang out as neighbors so long.
PermalinkPermalink 11/02/14 @ 19:23

In response to: Badsense: How Google Adsense Banned Me

Tisha [Visitor] ·
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PermalinkPermalink 09/27/14 @ 14:05

In response to: Let the Nerd Battles Begin!

Nancy Hey [Visitor]
Too many of these comments are confusing the character of Screech Powers with the actor who played him, Dustin Diamond. They are different! Things Dustin did in his personal life or in other roles do not reflect on the character of Screech.
PermalinkPermalink 09/25/14 @ 10:56

In response to: Greek Tragedy: The True Paternity of the Girls on Full House

Lyndsey [Visitor]
He must father the children on Everybody Loves Raymond, too! hahaha!
PermalinkPermalink 09/02/14 @ 15:32

In response to: Five Years of Wolf Gnards: The Murriversary

More girls is good!
PermalinkPermalink 08/17/14 @ 14:57

In response to: Happy Bill Murray Day!

I concur with the BM
PermalinkPermalink 08/11/14 @ 18:24

In response to: Greek Tragedy: The True Paternity of the Girls on Full House

Enrico [Visitor]
i think michelle is really jesse's daughter and that he had her when he was too young to raise her. After giving her away to be raised by Pam and Danny, Pam passes away. Jesse so distraught about Pam's death an wanting to be around his daughter he moves in. Since he gave her away at such a young age he would never reveal that to her but he stays around that way he can hang around his daughter all the time.
PermalinkPermalink 08/10/14 @ 19:12

In response to: Unified Chuck Cunningham Theory

Matthew [Visitor]
My solution for what happened to Chuck - Howard caught him boning one of his male team mates and poured him down the memory hole. What could be worse for a middle class, Milwaukee family than having their eldest son outed as gay? Howard and Marion made him leave - he probably transferred to UC - Berkeley and had a great life in SFO. Ritchie, Joanie et al. were told never to mention his name ever again, and Howard and Marion made like they only had two kids. Sadly, this would be a completely plausible thing to do in the 1950's.
PermalinkPermalink 07/20/14 @ 18:45

In response to: The Amazon Kindle's Annie Little

chau tinh tri [Visitor] ·
The forth reason Annie Little is so loved: She is breathtakingly beautiful. What red-blooded man wouldn't want her to have his baby?

PermalinkPermalink 07/11/14 @ 00:07