Wolf Gnards

Our friends at the Masters of None Podcast ask:Why did Bernie (from Weekend at Bernie's) never rot or start to smell? Let's take a look at the stages of death, shall we...Decomposition begins the second the heart stops beating, but actual r… more »

From my grab bag of goodies, here's an email from a new Gnard follower:I just came across your website, and it's like coming home...I was wondering if you've ever pondered this about Gremlins, which to this day (and I'm a physician) still gnaws… more »

What nerd didn't want his very own Lisa? We all tried something to varying degrees of success. Not to the extent of robbing graves, but asking sisters and a little high stalking was never out of the question. But to build a girl that will tell us exac… more »

The Legend of John Hughes I have two words for you: Weird... Science. How much of my childhood did I spend trying to make my very own woman? More than I'd care to admit. Much more time than a reasonable person (young and stupid as they may be) sh… more »

In 1988, we couldn't get enough of boys named Corey, in fact we needed more, much more: Haim, Feldman, Corey Hart, noted chemist Robert Corey, Corrie, Indiana. They were in lockers, trapper keepers, Corey hotlines. And by 1989 we were done them, Coreye… more »

Zack Morris is back! He did it. Mark-Paul Gosselaar dressed up as Zack Morris complete with big ass cell phone. Not the best skit, but a real good sport. He did sing some "Friends Forever" with the Roots though, can't beat that. All in all, Stan… more »