The crane kick is about misdirection. Notice how Johnny completely misses the deadly foot. That’s how it ends up in his nose.
The classic fat guy lean and arm fold.
Can a werewolf dunk?
You to can live out your own adventures with America’s favorite Asian. Complete with medical degree and kung fu grip.
Wolf Gnards turns one… the site’s looking pretty good for a baby.
Short? Check. Round? Check. Mighty? Hell, yes.
Move over gold bikini Leia, there’s a new cosplay fantasy in town.
A little Star Wars pillow talk.
Just to let you understand how bad I am with Photoshop, it took me about two weeks to make this picture.
That’s two weeks of my life that I’m not getting back, so you better enjoy this Sparkling Dracula!
Mr Fox vs. Fox McCloud
But they’re foxes,
Identical foxes all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.
A flow chart for bad actresses.
The new Wolf Gnards Banner! Why does it make me want to sing, “It’s a Grand Old Flag?”
This is a punch waiting to happen or, at least, two panstings and wedgie.
Finally, calibrated piece of judgmental machinery attuned to Masi Oka’s shenanigans.
By popular demand, Zooey Deschanel and her 1:1 Face to Bang Ratio. 50% bang, 50% face, and a 100% cute.
I also hear her bangs are gluten free!
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces (and)
Bits and pieces (and)
(bits of) my creation–is it real?
Its my creation–i do not know
Oh, they just don’t theme songs like Oingo Boingo anymore.
John Hughes RIP
February 18, 1950 – August 6, 2009
The greatest Nets player since Yinka Dare.
I can’t decide if my favorite one is Paul Stanley or Peter Criss.
I really have to make the Mask Mask happen.
