Crane Kick

04/07/10 00:22

The crane kick is about misdirection. Notice how Johnny completely misses the deadly foot. That’s how it ends up in his nose.


TV Fat Guys

03/31/10 23:29

The classic fat guy lean and arm fold.

Can a werewolf dunk?

You to can live out your own adventures with America’s favorite Asian. Complete with medical degree and kung fu grip.

Wolf Gnards turns one… the site’s looking pretty good for a baby.

Short? Check. Round? Check. Mighty? Hell, yes.



12/21/09 21:34

Move over gold bikini Leia, there’s a new cosplay fantasy in town.


Brokeback Tauntaun

12/13/09 22:57

A little Star Wars pillow talk.

Just to let you understand how bad I am with Photoshop, it took me about two weeks to make this picture.

That’s two weeks of my life that I’m not getting back, so you better enjoy this Sparkling Dracula!


Looking Foxy

09/20/09 23:58

Mr Fox vs. Fox McCloud

But they’re foxes,
Identical foxes all the way.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and day.

A flow chart for bad actresses.



09/03/09 22:44

The new Wolf Gnards Banner! Why does it make me want to sing, “It’s a Grand Old Flag?”


Ufo Cap Raincoat

09/02/09 20:00

This is a punch waiting to happen or, at least, two panstings and wedgie.

Finally, calibrated piece of judgmental machinery attuned to Masi Oka’s shenanigans.

By popular demand, Zooey Deschanel and her 1:1 Face to Bang Ratio. 50% bang, 50% face, and a 100% cute.

I also hear her bangs are gluten free!

Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces (and)
Bits and pieces (and)
(bits of) my creation–is it real?
Its my creation–i do not know

Oh, they just don’t theme songs like Oingo Boingo anymore.



08/06/09 20:15

John Hughes RIP
February 18, 1950 – August 6, 2009

The greatest Nets player since Yinka Dare.



07/19/09 11:07

I can’t decide if my favorite one is Paul Stanley or Peter Criss.

I really have to make the Mask Mask happen.