Wolf Gnards

Now the story of a website who lost it’s commission and the one writer who had no choice but to keep it all together. It's Arrested Adsense.Some of you may know this pitiful tale of woe, but let me catch you up if you don’t or give you the fuller st… more »

Five years ago, I had a dream. A dream of made up charts and obscure pop culture references. This is that dream. I’ve had a lot of fun though and even a little success. I got my work out there, mainlined into pop culture consciousness, and I’ve manag… more »

Is the only question man has left really “Where’s the Beef?” Where, indeed. Is the beef over here, is it over there? Is the beef in a house, is the beef with a mouse? Is the beef in Texas? Has the beef been inside the human spirit this whole time?… more »

So, what do I do with my day? I mostly keep tabs on actors who tried out for Horace in the Monster Squad. This is a brush with nard destiny that’s a little hard to ignore (for me anyway).These Actors almost had Nards Which I know is incorrect bec… more »