A Belzer's milk bottle, of Belzer Dairy Farms Incorporated, appeared in the Los Alamos desert. 900 feet tall, nearly 300 feet wide. The best description? It materialized. However, since no one saw this, a shimmering prestidigitation cannot be accurate.… more »

Man and Spider-Man I took two tabs of E at a party in Wheeling. They were small, hard, and blue, and looked much like pills I have enjoyed before. They were not them. The little blues were liberally laced with coke or acid. We danced, Martha and… more »

Nobody Understands a Dungeon Master Amy was very concerned about noses. Shape, width, nostril size, subnasion, and whatnot. She said her nose, while not perfect, was spectacular. "Just right," she said, "like Goldilocks." As her twin, she had told me,… more »

I've been exchanging flash fiction with a friend (500 words or less), this was my first offering. Enjoy. What to Say They say Frank Palmaro married a dog. A chocolate lab with a sad drooping mouth. They say the chocolate Labrador's name was Jezebe… more »