Wolf Gnards

I’ve lived in Chicago almost 10 years and the one question that I keep asking myself over and over is what the hell parade are they at in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? I’ve been to many a Chicago parade and none have seemed so fun, so happy, and so full of… more »

So, as I was looking for the perfect Ron Weasley/Rocky Dennis pic, I stumbled across this little gem. It’s a cut out Rocky Dennis Mask by Tastes Like Chicken. I know what I’m dressing up as this Halloween! The rest of your DIY Mask costume is p… more »

These are Moonrise Kingdom finger puppets given to me for my birthday by friend Abbey (Hint… go to her Etsy store, it’s etstacular!). Of course, the reason this was given to me is not because I’m a huge Wes Anderson fan (which I am) or because I particu… more »

Thumbs and Ammo might be one of the best things I’ve seen on internet.Suck it SpielbergIt’s even better than my site: Celebrities with Jewel’s TeethEver since Jewel fixed her teeth the world has been completely bereft of glorious snag… more »

I was just thinking about how many websites—websites that make a very good living, a much better living than your friendly neighborhood Wolf Gnards—that don’t really do anything. They are vestigial tail of the web or the net’s inflamed appendix. You kn… more »

It seems because of Neytiri’s other worldly beauty in Avatar a certain exophilia has swept the nation. Exophilia being an attraction to strange, extraterrestrial, but essentially non-human lifeforms. The more bizarre the better. While, exophilia mainl… more »