Wolf Gnards

Top Chef is back, and then means one thing and one thing only: Padma. Forget the food. Forget the Quick Fire Challenges. Forget the chefs. It’s all about Padma: introducing, eating, and wearing evening dresses in the middle of the afternoon. With To… more »

Dead, Corgan, or Taco Bell—sounds like the worst variation of Fuck, Marry, or Kill ever, but are the possible fates of Jerry Supiran. Supiran played Jamie Lawson on the sitcom Small Wonder. I work at a job where I’m at a computer all day and I occasion… more »

Most of you know of my Bill Murray fetish (sadomurrochism), but you may not know about my Back to the Future obsession. I spend way too much time thinking way too much about Back to the Future paradoxes and working on my BTTF fan fiction (about the… more »

Speaking of Goonies… The Truffle Shuffle![youtube]t5whaRkuipU[/youtube]It wasn’t until recently that I realized what Truffle Shuffle meant. A truffle being a rare mushroom traditionally found through special truffle hunting pigs. And shuffle, of… more »

There’s a certain nudist streak that lurks in the hearts of cartoon animals everywhere. Shakespeare said it best: To pants or not to pants, that is the question, whether ’tis nobler in the fur or to wear the bow ties and tiny hats of outrageous fortune.… more »

Of all the murders blamed on video games this is perhaps the nerdiest of all. While, Advance Wars has the name war in it, it hardly qualifies as a violent game. It’s a little more like chess, but with cartoon tanks. Fun to play, but hardly something t… more »