Tags: food

My Dinner with Predator: How a Predator Eats

I was thinking about the Predator’s mouth (as I often do on cold, lonely nights), and I noticed a slight problem. Not its nightmare vagina appearance, well sort of, it’s not the fact that it looks like a nightmare vagina but because it really doesn’t w… more »

What Do Pokémon Eat?

Or Soylent Green is Pokémon In the modern Pokémon world there is no food chain, I mean they fight, all they do is fight, but there is no predator/prey relationship. There are no carnivores or herbivores or omnivores. So, how do they survive? Instea… more »

The Naked Vegetarian

Why are vegetarians almost constantly naked? Almost every PETA advertisement features some semi-nude celebrity in a highfalutin veggie related double entendre. Somewhere along the line their message went from savings animals to vegans are sex crazed.… more »

Battle of the Futurama Wedding Cakes

After being posted on Buzzfeed… this Futurama Wedding Cake has been making the rounds. All of the internet there are various oohs and awes, but I say save you’re ooh, save your aahs.In my best Paul Hogan: That’s not a Futurama wedding cake, that’s… more »

Welcome to Casa de Kilmer

Val Kilmer Likes BreakfastSome of you may remember Val Kilmer from movies (no, it’s true, he was in genuine moving pictures), some of them actually very good, a lot of them not. He has the classic career destruction: he went from staring roles in g… more »

Cartoon Clean Plate Club

Kobayashi who? Joey Chestnut what? The best eaters have always and will always come from cartoons. Great eaters aren’t made, they’re drawn. Cartoon characters can eat massive amounts of food, often in one bite, with little to no ill after effects. Ca… more »
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