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Bathroom Reading: What Google ANALytics Can Tell You

The other day a friend told me, “I like to read Wolf Gnards on the toilet,” which I took as a tremendous compliment. Who wouldn’t? In fact, I won’t rest until my face is in bathroom stalls everywhere. There’s nothing wrong with being bathroom reading.… more »

The Mystery of the 3 Seashells

Sylvester Stallone & I-Mockery Explain the Mystery of the 3 SeashellThere are many mysteries in the future, the most bizarre of which just might be: How will we wipe our asses? How will our children’s children’s children take care of business?… more »