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Vampires are a Gateway Monster

A new federal report has found:While, vampiric love in and of itself may cause only minimal personal harm, it is a dangerous habit because it leads to the use of “harder monsters” like Frankenstein, Godzilla, and Cthulhu. Suburbia has come to gripes wi… more »

Twinkle, Twinkle Little Vamp

I will not hold Twilight against anyone, no matter how terrible and full of insipidness it may be. We all have our sweet teeth for the mundane, and if I’m allowed to drool over a thousand vapid (but beautiful) actresses in sci-fi flicks, I will not deny… more »