Wolf Gnards

From killer monkeys to bears, oh my. Like Cool features its sleeping bag alternative, the sleeping bear. I think its safe to say, we’re all afraid of bear attacks. I hate them and you hate them. It’s like you’re out camping with that special lady and someone decides to whip out the honey and you get a little sticky. Then, of course, she decides it’s time for a little fish play. A recipe for disaster with hungry bears lurking behind every tree trunk. The sleeping bear is the perfect solution: it’s cozy, it’s warm, it easily fits two, and it protects you from viscous bears. This is why they invented camouflage. See a bear sees a sleeping bear in your camp and it says, “I want to go in there and eat those campers all up, but the bear already has dibs, and I respect that.”

I really want to buy me a sleeping bear sleeping bag, unfortunately, it doesn’t appear to be for sale. But I’m pretty sure I can make it my self. All I need is a bear, a gun, and a zipper.

Sweet Dreams,
J. Douglas Musashi