Wolf Gnards

I can’t say that I had any high hopes for Dragonball: Evolution, but I did hope it would be somewhat watchable. The problem is that running around in an orange jumpsuit is kind of gay. And I hate using gay in such a context, but the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution can only be called gay. And flaming balls from his fingertips are also gay. The further problem the studio had though was that if they don’t put Goku in an orange jumpsuit with flaming balls from his fingertips than Fanboys like myself are going to get all snarky.

My problem is that Goku just doesn’t seem like Goku. He’s link a whinny teenager. Goku has no angst, he just kickass. I feel like he’s going to talk about his feelings and stand around on a boat (an easy listening tune somewhere in the background). The idea of a live action DBZ movie is irresistible, the actuality just looks dreadful. The only way to do a live action Dragonball movie is to not do it all.