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Who is the Shadow Hare? Cincinnati Superhero

Obviously the Shadow Hare uses his skinny body and high pitch voice to strike fear in the hearts of criminals. And Shadow knows much like Batman that criminals are essentially a superstitious and cowardly lot, so he has taken on the mantle of the bunny. It’s a proven fact that gang bangers just don’t like fluffy rabbits, being in the city, they’re just not used to such woodland creatures.

You can check out Shadow Hare’s crime fighting stats at the Super Hero Registry: also browse a wide variety of other real life superheros (delusional virgins). But Shadow’s not so bad, he’s a member of a team, so you know he has at least four people to get beat up with him. Nothing says friendship like going to the hospital together. Also, there’s even a girl in his super hero group. Perhaps they’ve held hands or he’s taken her out for milkshake after their daring do (mostly giving sandwiches to the homeless).

Check out Shadow Hare’s MySpace page, which is also incidentally how Cincinnati’s police chief contacts the Shadow Bunny. The Bunny Signal is on back order.

Favorite quote: I’m sure he wouldn’t recognize us because he’s blind, but I’m sure he’ll recognize the taste of good meal, wouldn’t you say, old chum?

Favorite Real Life Superhero Team: The Justice Society of Justice

And before you rip on them too much, remember, at least, they’ve done some for society, something lame and embarrassing, but they’ve done something.