Break out those Chewie Cakes because it’s another beautiful Star Wars Day. They say on Star Wars Day Eve the Ghost of Obiwan Kenobi brings lightsabers and candies to all the good little younglings. And if the moon is full and stars are aligned that if you listen real hard you can hear Darth Vader weeping like a gaybot over the loss of that sweet, sweet Natalie Portman. Mmmmmm… Portman.
And Remember, May the 4th be with you.
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