I’ve talked about her gangster rap and our nerd obsession with Portman, but I thought I’d drop off a couple more goodies for those of us truly obsessed.
Natalie Likes Her Porridge
Is there anything sexier than a girl with her porridge…
That’s some major sultriness she brought to Sesame Street. Perhaps Natalie was promoting Closer. And okay… I’m just going to say it, “Dip those nuts in that porridge, Natalie, dip them good!”
Zach Galifianakis Interviews Natalie Portman and Whiz
This is why I’m not allowed to interview Natalie Portman because it would end much like this. If anyone has her number, feel free to throw it my way, I’m sure she’ll appreciate it.
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