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Speaking of Ru-Fi-Ooo, I now present you Thud Butt, the new King of the Lost Boys.

Why would anyone want to play with Thud Butt. Yes, he has real butt action, but does that make him fun to play with. Can I live out my fantasies with goddamn Thud Butt? When I was kid I played with He-Man, macho musclely He-Man. I was certainly no He-Man, but I could live through He-man. I had a thud butt, I didn’t need a figure to toy to remind me. I also would have been offended if my parents gave me this… what kind of message are they trying to send me?

PS… check out the name. I don’t remember anyone calling him Thud Butt in Hook, but I certainly don’t remember anyone calling him Garcon Perdu!? Who made that up and how did it get on the box?

PPS… It appears that the site with the Thudd Butt pic went under. How could a site with such a lovely Thud Butt possibly go under? But for all you Thuddy enthusiasts, I found an even better site for Thud Butt goodness. It even demonstrates how he rolls and his beaver penis (say what!!).