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Hiro Meter Analyzing Episode 1, Season 4 of Heroes

Hiro is at negative 3 Asian Points

Hiro has impacted the Asian community negative 3 degrees. Or about half a William Hung.

Break down of Hiro Meter:
1. Big Hiro Sign: +1… Everyone’s cooler with a 30 foot sign and millions in advertisement. Who cares if no one knows what his company is about as long as he’s looking good while failing miserably. No one knew what GoDaddy was either and it worked for them.
2. Emasculated by little sister: -1… We can forgive bad business decisions, but to be balled out by his sister, that’s a big step back.
3. Juxtapose Hiro pretending to be a Hero to Peter actually being a Hero: -2… The Asian has a cutsie pretend Hero business, the white guy is out saving actual lives.
4. The big case? Rescue a cat named Muffin Man: -1
5. Uses powers to save Ando: +1
6. Power misfires: -1… Hiro freezes himself and gets another nose bleed. Nose bleeds in anime, by the way, are often a sign of sexual frustration.
7. Facing Death head on – No fear: +1
8. Saves the day by getting a Slurpy dumped on his shirt: -1