Wolf Gnards

The big question is with Geocities gone how will I ever let you know how I feel about the Backstreet Boys. Geocities is gone, but not forgotten.

Yahoo spent 3 billion dollars on a website that never turned a profit. And somehow it never occurred to Yahoo to make the site good? I’m familiar with WordPress and other blogging software, it’s pretty easy to make good looking sites. In fact, you can do much better than I’ve done myself with my feeble wolfie abilities. But it seemed Geocities cornered the market on crappiness. Were users stuck with dancing girls?

So, here’s a better business model, Yahoo. Buy WolfGnards.com for 3 million dollars (that’s a mere .1% what you paid for Geocities). Then proceed to run Wolf Gnards into the ground through inactivity and poor business strategy (hell, I only update this site like twice a week, so I’m practically not doing the work for you already). Like Geocities the public gets nothing, you get kudos for not wasting nearly so much money this time, and I get $3 million (some of which I will use to invest in CoyoteNuts).