Two nerds enter, one nerd survives. Fact Pile puts up the ultimate pop culture head to heads. These Comic Book Battles pit some of our favorite characters against each other like Heroes vs. X-men. This would be a pretty even fight considering Heroes would just do the same exact moves as X-men, but with 60% more racial stereotypes.
This site makes me want to do my own nerd battle:
Steve Urkel vs. Samuel “Screech” Powers

They both invented artificial intelligent robots: Urkelbot and Kevin. They both dated girls out of their league: Urkel had both Myra and Laura, Screech had Tori Spelling and Kelly Kapowski (one very special episode). And they both apparently liked to fold their arms.
Urkel Pros
- Can transform into Stefan Urquelle and Bruce Lee Urkel
- Has a jet pack!
- Friend in Corner: Eddie Winslow
- Legions of identical cousins
- Signature catch phrase: Did I do that?
- Cheese
Urkel Cons
- Higher Pitched voice (Despite the fact that Screech is named Screech)
- Typical nerd glasses
- Tight pants
- The Urkel Dance
Screech Pros
- Actually won on celebrity boxing
- Chess champion
- Friends in Corner: Zach Morris and A.C. Slater
Screech Cons
- Never got Lisa Turtle
- Curly hair
- Grew into fat jerk
- Screech porn
Winner: Urkel
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Oh God…did I just say that out loud?