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Let the Nerd Battles Begin!

Two nerds enter, one nerd survives. Fact Pile puts up the ultimate pop culture head to heads. These Comic Book Battles pit some of our favorite characters against each other like Heroes vs. X-men. This would be a pretty even fight considering Heroes would just do the same exact moves as X-men, but with 60% more racial stereotypes.

This site makes me want to do my own nerd battle:

Steve Urkel vs. Samuel “Screech” Powers

They both invented artificial intelligent robots: Urkelbot and Kevin. They both dated girls out of their league: Urkel had both Myra and Laura, Screech had Tori Spelling and Kelly Kapowski (one very special episode). And they both apparently liked to fold their arms.

Urkel Pros

Can transform into Stefan Urquelle and Bruce Lee Urkel
Has a jet pack!
Friend in Corner: Eddie Winslow
Legions of identical cousins
Signature catch phrase: Did I do that?
Cheese

Urkel Cons

Higher Pitched voice (Despite the fact that Screech is named Screech)
Typical nerd glasses
Tight pants
The Urkel Dance

Screech Pros

Actually won on celebrity boxing
Chess champion
Friends in Corner: Zach Morris and A.C. Slater

Screech Cons

Never got Lisa Turtle
Curly hair
Grew into fat jerk
Screech porn

Winner: Urkel

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10 comments

§ Bry said on : 01/17/10 @ 21:47
Another pro/con for Urkel: he played the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog in all of the US-released TV shows. Just depends on how you want to look at that one…
§ d said on : 01/17/10 @ 22:21
I agree that Urkel is the winner hands down, you missed a few pros for screech, he was a Hawaiian God and his people helped Kelly Kapowski’s grandfather keep his hawaiian hotel, In his college years he won the heart of a Tennis Player over Zack and he was a male escort..But his becoming a porn star voids all of his pros
§ Bry said on : 01/18/10 @ 08:44
Oh yeah…one more pro for Urkel: he had a car of his own. Instant girl-attracting pwnage.
§ Wolfie G. Nards® said on : 01/18/10 @ 09:13
Urkle’s car was also a con though because this was his car:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Xudzy7wABfw/R9bKmahcGEI/AAAAAAAAACM/0lfF08O98C4/s1600-h/bmw_isetta.jpg
§ Bry said on : 01/18/10 @ 11:29
True, but to a kid in high school, a car’s a car, right? I mean, I thought I was lookin’ sweet driving my date to homecoming in my mother’s Magenta Dodge Neon back in ’99…

Oh God…did I just say that out loud?
§ Nicki said on : 01/18/10 @ 20:43
I’m all about the Urkle. He maybe a dork but he got that horned up hottie Myra. Screech got a nerdyTori Spelling.
§ Wolfie G. Nards® said on : 01/18/10 @ 20:53
Myra was way hotter than Laura, too. I would have just taken my cheese elsewhere.
§ Coria Dismailia said on : 04/05/10 @ 22:06
I have done more research into this topic and have found more information at wikipedia and wikianswers. They have good information you may want to look into.
§ poker bot said on : 04/18/10 @ 01:29
Screech wins this hands down, no contest
§ evden eve nakliyat said on : 04/28/10 @ 15:40
Hi .. My names Hakan .. I have done more research into this topic and have found more information at wikipedia ..