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It seems because of Neytiri’s other worldly beauty in Avatar a certain exophilia has swept the nation. Exophilia being an attraction to strange, extraterrestrial, but essentially non-human lifeforms. The more bizarre the better. While, exophilia mainly references man on alien love, it’s not limited to the lures of outer space. Exophilia covers ghost fetishes and robot fetishes as well. For the most part, however, it is an extraterrestrial sex fetish… which inevitable leads us to the AILF (I’ll let you figure out this acronym on your own).

Who are the Sexiest Aliens of All Time?

What aliens would you want to beam you up? And who even qualifies as an alien? It’s easy to fall for most movie aliens. Is there anything to really consider with a Milla Jovovich in nothing but a few bandages, or Natasha Henstridge’s often hot tubbing alien or Tricia Helfer’s sexy Cylon. They’re attractive to everyone. This is not an alien fetish, this is just a run-of-the-mill hot girl fetish. It’s very fortunate for film makers that these alien life forms happen to fall into the highest standards of human beauty. Because who wants to love an ugly alien? A real exophile that’s who. If you find the Predator’s vagina mouth attractive then you just might have yourself a very healthy (albeit abnormal) extraterrestrial sex fetish.

Neytiri (Avatar)

There’s already an outstanding amount of porn on the internet dedicated to Avatar. Vast libraries were rapidly produced before Avatar even hit theaters. Porn moguls knew one thing, guys were going to like that blue naked chick. People are going crazy, chat rooms are lighting up bout guys running away to Pandora, and blue body paint is selling out at sex shops everywhere. The Na’vi really just don’t do it for me though. They’re just a little too perfect, a little too CGI. It’d be like wanting to have intercourse with the Gunstar spaceship from The Last Star Fighter. Someone turned on by a Na’vi is probably someone who also really likes fake, cartoonish looking boob jobs.

Sexy Klingons (Star Trek)

Star Trek figured out a great formula… pseudo intellectual scientific jargon + hot chick = damn good science fiction. However, Jeri Ryan and Jolean Blalock fall into the universally hot category. It takes some one with a real sci-fi kink to go for a Klingon. And those kinks certainly do exist… look no further than the The Miss Klingon Beauty Pageant. My favorite Klingons are B’Etor and Lursa in Generations, they did terrible things to Geordi La Forge, clawing and animal noises were involved. Klingon love is basically an S&M an fantasy turned up to nerd.

Anna (V)

Yes, Morena Baccarin falls into the normal standard deviations of hot, in fact, most of our definitions of hot are most likely based off of her. This is regular standard issue human hot. But if you’re family with V, you already know what the deal is. I know what’s under Anna, you know what’s under Anna, and the question is, do you care? Is she so good looking, you don’t care there’s a lizard lurking under that skin? And to be fair, judging from the outside, there’s a good chance there’s a sexy lizard underneath as well. I’m not saying I’d take any lizard, but a really good looking lizard, I’d have to think about it.

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Kitty (Cocoon)

You say, there’s a movie with senor citizens getting frisky… ok, I’m on board. The female lead is Raquel Welch’s daughter. Sounds good. And she has all the best Raquel Welch parts. Even better. And she strips nude. Sign me up, I am ready. And she peels off all her skin to reveal a glowing yellow energy alien underneath. It’s still working for me. There seems to be a skin peeling trend with sexy aliens. Perhaps, just as the exophile hides their deep dark secrets, so do these alien cuties.

Aayla Secura (Star Wars)

Twi’leks are the Hooter Girls of a galaxy far, far away. Twi’lek females only come in one variety… super sexy. And the Twi’lek male comes in Bib Fortuna. Suffices to say, they are looking for love outside the species. Aayla Secura is a Twi’lek Jedi and correct me if I’m mistaken, but also the first Jedi to rock the belly shirt. It’s like somebody gave Megan Fox a lightsaber. This is kind of like the Klingon fetish, an alien that can really kick your ass, except this is more of the high class dominatrix variety.

Gordon Shumway (ALF)

ALF is the original AILF. He’s cuddly, fluffy, vaguely penis shaped, and has an insatiable sexual appetite (seven stomachs)… who could ask for anything more in an alien sex object?