Wolf Gnards

Saw a big ad for this at the mall the other day. Why didn’t anyone tell me that jeans were in with today’s modern baby? These denim painted diapers by Huggies say one of two things about our society: either “babies” are making fun of nerd “babies” in their old fashioned high waisted diapers. Or someone out there is very offended by babies prancing around in their unmentionables. However, in the end, this just teaches babies that there’s no need to wear actual pants when poorly simulated pants will suffice. Unfortunately, this is what happens when hipsters breed. Over-sized baby sunglasses coming soon. Jean diapers on babies are kind of like dressing your dog, something I don’t have a problem with. It’s not something I would partake in myself, but I don’t begrudge anyone the joy of dressing their pooch in a tuxedo t-shirt.

I think denim diapers though are actually better suited for the elderly and the incontinent. “Of course, these aren’t adult diapers, just me rocking my Daisy Dukes.”

Also Camelflage.

PS… I’m back from trading spices in the Orient. And almost entirely recovered from my many exotic diseases. Real updates are coming soon.