Wolf Gnards

I was just thinking about how many websites—websites that make a very good living, a much better living than your friendly neighborhood Wolf Gnards—that don’t really do anything. They are vestigial tail of the web or the net’s inflamed appendix. You know who I’m talking about. They don’t really make anything or create anything, they just show you things. The internet equivalent of “What’s that over there?” Maybe, they put their own spin on things, maybe, they don’t, no one seems to mind. And the beauty of the internet is one site reprints an article, some other site references that reprint, and still another site cites the reprinted reference.

And here sit on my couch, covered in Cheetos, and I think, I’m totally lazy, I could do that.

So, what’s that over there!?

What if Dr. Suess Created Star Wars? The question none of us asked, but are now all dying to see the answer too. Adam Watson by way of Comics Alliance (reference of a reprint… see).

12 things you didn’t know about Home Alone. But what if I liked Buzz’s girlfriend (played by now I find out a chubby little boy) what does that say about me?

ProStars! Recasting the Cartoon Classic. This cartoon was on half a second, but everyone seems to have fond memories of Wayne Gretzky eating sandwiches… who knew?

Hot Chicks in Batman Shirts. Kevin Smith tweeted about this site so you know it must be quality.

Dinosaucers Fan fiction. If there’s a cartoon more obscure than ProStars, it’s Dinosaucers. The question isn’t though why someone would write Dinosaucers fan fiction, your question should be what traumatizing life events could lead me to finding Dinosaucers fanfic.

Go forth, check it out… and citation? We don’t need no stinky citation.