Category: General Geekdom

Introducing the Hiro Meter

NBC has already started their big Heroes marketing campaign, and in preparation I’ve been developing the Hiro Meter. The Hiro Meter doesn’t gauge Hiro’s power levels, but how much he has let down the Asian community. I love Hiro, I love Masi Oka, but h… more »

Do Wolfmen Got Nards?

I’m finally answering the one question everyone has been asking: Does a wolfman have nards [sic]?, of course, refers to this scene in Monster Squad…[youtube]qu6L9pG_E6o[/youtube]The Wolfman’s gnards, and the kicking of said gnar… more »

How to Pick Up a Nerd

This one’s for the ladies, a handy dandy guide on how to pick up your very own nerd. That’s how to do akanbe, Japanese for “Sexy Nerd.” Actually, it’s a school girl taunt in Japan, the equivalent to “Neener, neener, nyah, nyah.” Simply pull dow… more »

Standing Fat: The Jesse Heiman Story

He is no one. But he is every man. He is no where. Yet he is everywhere. He is the night. Well, maybe not the night, but he’s, at least, a nice afternoon nap on a cloudy day. He is Jesse Heiman and he is the extra. Who is Jesse Heiman you may ask,… more »

Do-It-Yourself ‘Mask’ Mask

So, as I was looking for the perfect Ron Weasley/Rocky Dennis pic, I stumbled across this little gem. It’s a cut out Rocky Dennis Mask by Tastes Like Chicken. I know what I’m dressing up as this Halloween! The rest of your DIY Mask costume is p… more »

The Problem with Superhero Costumes

I was reading this story about a firefighter dressing up as Spider-Man to save an autistic child, and it got me thinking about super suits. A real life Spider-Man would run into some major wardrobe malfunctions. In a real fire whatever synthetic materi… more »