Wolf Gnards

Check out my zombie avatar! Do you I eat brains? Check. Do I move slowly? Double check. Smell bad? Most definitely. Make uncalled for moaning sounds? I do, I do. But I’m a lovable zombie, the zombie next door you can take home to mom. Zombie Mu… more »

Steve Wozniak was booted off of Dancing with the Stars, and can finally leave behind the fast paced world of competitive dancing to return to his carefree life of a nerdionaire (nerd billionaire). Don’t feel bad for Woz though. America no longer has to… more »

There’s a big debate in my circle of nerds: is it spelled Nards or Gnards? To G or not to G, that is the question. It’s been pointed out to me by several people that I should have named the site WolfNards instead of WolfGnards. Why did I go with G? I… more »

How come no one told me that Steven Seagal has a energy drink? Would I like some Steven Seagal energy coursing through my veins? Hell, yes, I would. Would I like a pony tail? No. Would I like an Oriental shirt? Perhaps, but no. But would I like to… more »

By this time tomorrow I’ll be well on my way to Amsterdam, got my passport, got my Euros, got all the hot spots marked on a little plastic map. A week of debauchery and money to burn (nerds get paid money for services rendered, much more money than thos… more »

What is WolfGnards.com?Wolf – n – Predatory canine mammal (genus Canis) that prefers to live and hunt in packs, some resemblance to related canines such as dogs. Often featured on t-shirts and sweaters on both men or women who have not been laid.… more »