Category: General Geekdom

The Karma Cycle

It’s strange that I’ve never met a bicyclist that could be classified in any way as a good human being. I see people on bikes every day and yet I’ve never seen any hint of humanity in their eyes. All glory to the bicycle! And the more into bikes a per… more »

Bathroom Reading: What Google ANALytics Can Tell You

The other day a friend told me, “I like to read Wolf Gnards on the toilet,” which I took as a tremendous compliment. Who wouldn’t? In fact, I won’t rest until my face is in bathroom stalls everywhere. There’s nothing wrong with being bathroom reading.… more »

My Favorite Bill Murray Groundhog Day Quote

Happy Groundhog Day! Groundhog Day is the most sacred of holidays here at Wolf Gnards, and although Punxsutawney Phil and I are currently buried under two feet of snow I wouldn’t dream of not making a post. And even though parts of the country may have… more »

Cyberspace Madness: The Fake Criterions

I just discovered the Fake Criterion collection, and some of these fake DVD are borderlined genius.One of my favorites is the Weekend at Bernies. I mean what… more »

Hooded Injustice

The Problem with Hooded SuperheroesAfter watching NBC’s The Cape and almost being run over by a car the other day while wearing a hoodie, I came to the conclusion that a hood really isn’t the most well thought out piece of survival gear.Several cla… more »

Cyberspace Madness: Why Write When other Websites can do it for You?

I was just thinking about how many websites—websites that make a very good living, a much better living than your friendly neighborhood Wolf Gnards—that don’t really do anything. They are vestigial tail of the web or the net’s inflamed appendix. You kn… more »
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