Wolf Gnards is officially one year old today, and its been one hell of a year. I got a few complaints, I got a little praise, and my blog even crashed from traffic! What started out as just a random collection of my nerdy thoughts has evolved into, well, a random collection of my nerdy pop culture thoughts… with a few charts and graphs thrown in. Through a series of hits and misses (mostly misses), I slowly figured out what this blog was about. I nerd pop culture. I pick apart and over-analyze mundane movies, TV shows, and celebrities. Why? Because it’s fun. I’ve graphed the Coreys and I’ve formulated on Gremlins, and maybe I’ll eventually hit on something resembling a point.
The response has been overwhelming and unanimous, the critics have spoken… GET A LIFE. With a few jabs at my sex life or lack thereof thrown in for good measure. All I ask is if you’re going to crack wise, at least, be original. My work might not important in the grand scheme of things, but maybe in the most minor of schemes. I like to think though that I’m answering the questions that no one cared to ask, but still care to know.
My Top Ten Blog Posts of 2009
Based on website traffic, these are my most popular pages of my first year of Wolf Gnards.
10. Nickelodeon’s Doug was Racist
Actually this is the perfect article to demonstrate how some people just don’t understand this blog or my sense of humor. Doug being the most racist show on television is, of course, a joke, but it’s also kind of true, too.
9. How Rich is Scrooge McDuck?
It turns out very rich.
8. Top Girls in Glasses
What can I say, I enjoy a nerdy girl.
7. Wonder Woman’s Bondage History
A look back at when men were men, women were amazons, and comics were kinky.
6. Nerd vs. Geek
Little more than an excuse to say nerd and geek a number of times: nerd, nerd, nerd, geek, geek, geek.
5. Analysis of the Ever Lovely Natalie Portman
Of course, Natalie makes the top ten list. I usually end of writing about her, at least, once a week. It’s kind of like OCD, but cuter.
4. Breakdown of my Tegan and Sara Crush
By this point you can already see the secret to my success: mention a girl. If you obsess over her, nerds will follow. This is where I learn that girl + lesbian + sisters = even more traffic.
3. The Big Bang Theory: Indie Girls Deconstructed
My photoshop skills at their best. Plus a little of my nerdy pop culture gibberish and an excuse to roll out some pictures of Zooey Deschanel.
2. How Long Could Luke Survive in a Tauntaun?
Longer than I thought he would. Tauntauns are hot.
1. How Long Does Bill Murray Spend Trapped in Groundhog Day?
Appropriate that it’s the most popular article on my site because this is where I figured out what Wolf Gnards was about. Before Groundhog Day, Wolf Gnards was just a blog written by a nerd about various things that interested him (mostly TV and movies), and changed into a pop culture blog with nerd intentions. They may sound similar, but it made all the difference in the world.
Thanks for all the support and let’s hope 2010 brings even more nerdy goodness.
Recent comments